Anyone see that news item on kilt wearers breaking the law.
Apparantly the sporran can be traditionally covered in otter or wildcat fur which is illegal under EU rules. (I thought it was going to wearing nothing under the kilt which was illegal,that perhaps should also be considered under new EU rules.)
Have you not heard of man made fibres!"Where as I am quite happy to wear cotton, I have no idea how it works". (Black Adder)
I do know exactly how otters and Wildcats work,preferably with their fur on themselves not some fecking sporran.
They probably don't even have the common decency to eat the bloody things afterwards, like otter and wildcat stew or something.
By the way there's a good recipe for jugged wildcat. Drown one wildcat in southern comfort.
( at least it dies happy ) Let it marinade from the inside out for an hour, then lightly barbecue for a few minutes and scoff it right down.
Oh, better prebook the ambulance and bed in intensive care.
And on the scots theme, here's a joke.
Try to say it in your head with a scots accent, like Billy Connolly or some other scottish joker who no one takes seriously, like, oh yeah, Gordon "Guppy" Brown.
Bride groom talking to best man:- I've decided we'll all wear kilts to the wedding.
BM:- Och, that'll be great, see you, that'll be really traditional so it will. What's the tartan.?
Groom:- She'll be wearing white as usual.
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in the superior reality of certain
forms of previously neglected
associations,
in the omnipotence of dream,
in the disinterested play of thought.
It tends to ruin once and for all
other psychic mechanisms and
to substitute itself for them in
solving all the principal
problems of life.
or more simply,
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Dictation of thought in the absence
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moral preoccupation.
In a word,
Surrealism.
in the superior reality of certain
forms of previously neglected
associations,
in the omnipotence of dream,
in the disinterested play of thought.
It tends to ruin once and for all
other psychic mechanisms and
to substitute itself for them in
solving all the principal
problems of life.
or more simply,
it's pure psychic automatism,
by which one proposes to express,
either verbally, in writing,
or by any other manner,
the real functioning of thought.
Dictation of thought in the absence
of all control exercised by reason,
outside of all aesthetic and
moral preoccupation.
In a word,
Surrealism.
2 comments:
Pah! I guess someone's gonna start complaining about my dolphin hide boots next!
I hope it's "tuna friendly dolphin hide" !!
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