Wednesday 14 May 2008

Life On Mars / Ashes To Ashes












(Pic of Gene and the Posh Tart)


Haven't enjoyed watching anything as much as these series since Fawlty Towers.!






Fave Quotes:-



(Gene Hunt)

"Oi!, Bolly Knickers, get your large but perfectly formed arse over here now.! "


(Gene Hunt)

"Anything you say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat..."



(Sam to Gene), (Sam on a bad acid trip.)

'Listen, you. I can just about handle you driving like a pissed-up crack-head and treating women like bean-bags, but I'm going to say this once, and once only: stay out of Camberwick Green!'


(Gene Hunt)

"Drop your weapons. You are surrounded by armed bastards!"


(Gene Hunt)

"He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course"


(Gene Hunt)

"I could drink every one of those toe-rags under the table and still stop off for a pint on my way home".
"If I wanted a lecture about drinking I'd ask the missus".


(Gene Hunt)

"You're not the one who is going to have to knit himself a new arsehole after 25 years of aggressive male love in prison"


(Gene Hunt) I think you've forgotten who you're talking to.
(Sam Tyler) An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding?
(Gene Hunt) You make that sound like a bad thing.



(Gene Hunt)

Good work, Raymondo. I'm bumping you back up to DS... only this time make it stand for Detective Sergeant and not Dog Shit!


(Gene to Sam )

"You great soft, sissy, girlie, nancy, french, bender, Man United supporting puff!"


At least he didn't call him a "Soft Southern Shandy Swilling Shite.!"

Can't wait for series 2 of Ashes to Ashes.

Anyway i'm just off to "Fire up the Quattro!!!"

1 comment:

GreedyGreen said...

And now the Yanks are planning to do their version of the show with Harvey Keitel playing the Gene Hunt role...Mmmmm