Wednesday 25 July 2007

Global Warming 2. ( This Time It's Personal ! )

Right!!!

I'm sick to death of people whinging and whining on about global warming.
Personally i'd rather burn out than fade away, so here's the deal.
New Years Eve 2020 we have a planet wide party, massive gig.!
Everyone drinks all day, bands play, barbecues, the lot.
We can even wheel Bob Geldoff out to host it.
Then at exactly midnight (GMT) of course, seen as us English invented time.
We set off all the nukes.!!
Fantastic fire work display, can be seen way past alpha centuri, any watching alien civilisation would turn to each other and say,
" Sass that hoopy human race, now there were some froods who really knew where their towels were"!!!


PS. Anyone know where you can buy 2 million sun-block.?

4 comments:

GreedyGreen said...

Knowing my luck those nukes'll go off a few scant days before the aliens arrive with the schematics for a cheap water powered planetary air-con system and a six pack of pan-galactic gargle blaster

Mike said...

You just had to didn't you!

There's me, just over halfway through a self imposed alcohol free fortnight before we go off to Spain for us holidays.

NOW every nerve and fibre in my body is crying out for a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick !!!

GreedyGreen said...

"Verily, an alchohol free fortnight is like a dog with three legs! Very rare and utterly pointless." - That Great Brain Box, Dr. Samuel Johnson

Mike said...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the law if anyone mentions alcohol again.!!




PS. Quentin Tarantino,
All copyrights recognised, please don't send the boys round.!