tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20245756182309882472023-11-16T11:46:59.612+00:00What The 'kin 'ell Is Going OnMikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-78916683200266912862009-06-18T12:53:00.004+01:002009-06-18T14:20:44.916+01:00Life in the Fast LaneIs it just me or are we used to wanting everything yesterday now. Fast food, microwave meals,<br />I order from Screwfix it arrives the next day, form Ebay within a couple of days, same with Amazon, Misco etc. etc. I open a share dealing account online put in my debit card details, transfer some money and away you go within minutes I can trade up to £10,000, scary but true. So when it comes to dealing with this next lot of Herbert's, it really made my blood boil.!!<br /><br />I have to say right from the start that I have dealt with the commercial arm of Moneycorp for years now, they have transferred tens of thousands of pounds and euros to and from Spain for us with no problem at all ever. You speak to the highly intelligent and articulate dealers and they do exactly what they say they will do when they say they will, I can move thousand to and from Spain on a verbal contract, great. So when I see on their home page that they were doing a prepaid currency card I thought great for the coming touring holiday in France, not having thousands in cash on you and a better exchange rate than using credit cards. So as I was talking to one of the dealers I enquired whether as I had an account with them already it would be just a matter of requesting one. He didn't know but said he would find out and e-mail me.<br />Minutes later the e-mail arrived, I had to apply online from scratch as it was a different division from the commercial arm. Fair enough, funny though the weight of one word in a sentence, "different". "Different" like Rolls Royce and Lada as I was about to find out.<br /><br />So I applied online, it then let me get into the account management pages, I could register the debit card I would use to top up the cash card, so I did, then as the euro was looking pretty good then, I tried to transfer some money to my new E-Account. No chance, got some generic massage telling me to ring the help desk. As this was about 11:00pm i waited until the next day, tried again got the same error message. So steeling my ragged nerves I rang the help desk. ( Help - desk what a fecking misleading term.) Eventually going through all the automated messages I got to the option they never want you to use, speaking to a Human Being, well a rough approximation anyway. Telephone conversation, mmm, doesn't a conversation kind of imply that the people involved, usually two, actually adapt what they say depending on what they have just heard, or doesn't it just kind of end up like an automated message.<br /><br /> It reminded me of a time I had the misfortune to have to fix some IT gear on a military base at Catterick. Wasn't sure which base this particular regiment were on so pulled up at the first gate I came to and no matter what I said, all the guard on the gate would reply was , "Please report to the gate house. sir"<br />Yeh, but is this the right place for the 95 regiment.? "Please report to the gate house. sir",<br />Is that the building over there.? "Please report to the gate house. sir",<br />Am I allowed to park here? "Please report to the gate house. sir".<br /> Once in the gate house all became apparent. It is all they are allowed to say, with the possible exception of "stop or i will shoot you". So, back to Moneycorp,<br /><br />Some cretinous automaton on the other end advised me to delete the card details, wait 24 hours then re enter them and try again. So I did.<br />24 hours later, I tried again, same error message. Rang Helpless Desk, another automaton, with a speaker phone so useless it cut off the start and end of everything we said. Delete your card details and wait 48 hours and try again, I eventually managed to glean it was saying. So I did.<br />48 hours later, I tried again, same error message. Rang fecking useless totally helpless desk, a slightly more intelligent automaton, obviously with some sort of upgrade from the other two, said, Oh no you have to wait until you receive the cash card in the post, before you can top it up.<br />Right, ok, fine, I guess that makes sense, but why couldn't the other two amoeba brains tell me that. Oh, and you'll need to delete your debit card details and re input them as well.<br /><br />So after about ten days the bloody card arrived in the post, so I activated it over the phone. Went online, re-input my debit card details, tried to top up the card, and got an error message saying I had to wait three days from inputting my debit card details to being allowed to use it to top up the card. ( Remember the share dealing setup , 10 grand in 10 minutes!! ) How my fist didn't actually go through the monitor I'm not sure. So in the meantime the euros falling and as far as i'm concerned these bastards owe me the 100 euros less i'm going to get by having to wait even longer.<br /><br />SO if you re thinking of getting one of these cards do it from somewhere you can walk into and get it on the day like the post office or Thomas Cooks.<br /><br />Fecking Kents.Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-38880056488476195282008-12-04T16:45:00.002+00:002008-12-04T16:50:44.182+00:00Tombstone Blues !Having been forced into writing a Will just recently one finds oneself having to decide wether to be cremated or buried. Personally I want to be buried. I don't fancy coming round from a coma just as I go into the incinerator. Nope, at least if I come round underground I can do an Uma Therman in Kill Bill 2. But it also got me thinking about what to put on the old headstone. There's the Black Adder version,<br /><br />"Here lies Old Growler and he's bloody annoyed."<br /><br />A friend and work collegue did that one about 12 years ago, except the vicar wouldn't allow the word bloody.It had to be "Very Annoyed" which didn't have quite the same ring to it. I also like the Spike Milligan one,<br /><br />"I told you I wasn't feeling well".<br /><br />Or I could use,<br />"I needed a bloody good lie in.!"<br /><br />maybe,<br />"Lived fast, died young and left a good looking corpse.""Dig me up and have a look."<br /><br />or if by some miracle I live to old age,<br />"Only the good die young.!"<br /><br />or<br />"Now i'm really pissed off.!"<br /><br />or<br />"Do you mind if I don't get up.?"<br /><br />or<br />"I said my feet were killing me.!"<br /><br />or<br />"Died owing more than when I arrived"<br /><br />or<br />"I told you the prawns were off!"<br /><br />or<br />"What was the bloody point.!"<br /><br />or<br />"That's the last time I drink ten Rocky Mountain Bear Fuckers.!"<br /><br />or<br />"Rot In Peace"<br /><br />I'd better stop now or it'll be,<br /><br />"Died laughing"Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-16504020096115571952008-11-28T13:17:00.005+00:002008-11-28T13:31:45.860+00:00Prophet of Doom !!Well, sorry to be have been the prophet of doom regarding our new PM back in June 2007.<br />But, we're not "fecking scared" any more, oh, no.<br />Now we're Piss our Pants Fucking Terrified at what's going to happen next.<br />Instead of the goverment, mainly the old chancellor, ( what was his name again, oh yes, guppy Brown ), making hay while the sun shone, along with all the ignorant, arrogant heads of our banks , he was spending our money like some cocaine fuelled lottery winner. Otherwise, we could have ridden out the current crisis laughing gayily while other countries flocked to deposit their cash with us. What they should have done was arrest all the sub-prime defaulters along with those who lent them the fucking money in the first place and made them toil in the fields on minimum wage to feed all the rest of us poor bastards who didn't borrow money we couldn't afford to pay back, who NOW can't even afford the price of a bottle of Krug , half a pound of caviar and a new Aston Martin!!!!. Wankers.!!!!Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-85503758960211754772008-05-14T16:22:00.007+01:002008-12-11T02:57:02.052+00:00Life On Mars / Ashes To Ashes<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGIh3poLYOwQq7MMkdo7zSMvB3KkTZkhpo8sFzqSlx2p2RuxhJfsp0hq4R3lopk6z58e-qCihv62RSm0_OT_P-haNlMc0erCyzRzbQqU95IrfiTbQpgfFJLx6D4VIraxeuDu25d91pdiU/s1600-h/ashes2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200257539736153970" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGIh3poLYOwQq7MMkdo7zSMvB3KkTZkhpo8sFzqSlx2p2RuxhJfsp0hq4R3lopk6z58e-qCihv62RSm0_OT_P-haNlMc0erCyzRzbQqU95IrfiTbQpgfFJLx6D4VIraxeuDu25d91pdiU/s320/ashes2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Pic of Gene and the Posh Tart)<br /><br /><br />Haven't enjoyed watching anything as much as these series since Fawlty Towers.!<br /><br /><br /><p><br /></p><br /><br /><br />Fave Quotes:-<br /><br /><br /><br />(Gene Hunt)<br /><br />"Oi!, Bolly Knickers, get your large but perfectly formed arse over here now.! "<br /><br /><br />(Gene Hunt)<br /><br />"Anything you say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat..."<br /><br /><br /><br />(Sam to Gene), (Sam on a bad acid trip.)<br /><br />'Listen, you. I can just about handle you driving like a pissed-up crack-head and treating women like bean-bags, but I'm going to say this once, and once only: stay out of Camberwick Green!'<br /><br /><br />(Gene Hunt)<br /><br />"Drop your weapons. You are surrounded by armed bastards!"<br /><br /><br />(Gene Hunt)<br /><br />"He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course"<br /><br /><br />(Gene Hunt)<br /><br />"I could drink every one of those toe-rags under the table and still stop off for a pint on my way home".<br />"If I wanted a lecture about drinking I'd ask the missus".<br /><br /><br />(Gene Hunt)<br /><br />"You're not the one who is going to have to knit himself a new arsehole after 25 years of aggressive male love in prison"<br /><br /><br />(Gene Hunt) I think you've forgotten who you're talking to.<br />(Sam Tyler) An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding?<br />(Gene Hunt) You make that sound like a bad thing.<br /><br /><br /><br />(Gene Hunt)<br /><br />Good work, Raymondo. I'm bumping you back up to DS... only this time make it stand for Detective Sergeant and not Dog Shit!<br /><br /><br />(Gene to Sam )<br /><br />"You great soft, sissy, girlie, nancy, french, bender, Man United supporting puff!"<br /><br /><br />At least he didn't call him a "Soft Southern Shandy Swilling Shite.!"<br /><br />Can't wait for series 2 of Ashes to Ashes.<br /><br />Anyway i'm just off to "Fire up the Quattro!!!"Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-48014991743658917062007-11-07T14:34:00.000+00:002007-11-07T14:42:15.574+00:00Do You Ever Get The Blues Sometimes ?Where do you go when you've somewhere to run.<br />But the time isn't right and there's things to be done.<br />And you're trapped half-way up,<br />you don't want to go back.<br />So you keep going on,<br />compromising the lack.<br />And you see the green fields as you travel on by.<br />And you look at the things you'd forgotten to try.<br />And you wish you were young.<br />And you wish you were old.<br />For the songs always sung,<br />and the stories been told.<br />And you thought you were different,<br />but what did that mean.<br />You tricked yourself trying,<br />life's still unseen.<br />As it is,<br />as it was,<br />as it always will be.<br />Will you find out at all what it is to be free.<br /><br />See it never was easy to live with a head.<br />So I kept to the back room and I lived there instead.<br />What comes from the front-room is only for "Friends".<br />I have a bay window,<br />but that's where it ends.<br />And it's here I see pictures and my madness is clear.<br />And there's no longer logic so therefore no fear.<br />And I'm almost dead with uncontrollable light.<br />Sometimes when I've written a song,<br /> - it's alright........Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-43479786453344833882007-07-25T13:09:00.000+01:002007-07-25T15:46:04.112+01:00Global Warming 2. ( This Time It's Personal ! )Right!!!<br /><br />I'm sick to death of people whinging and whining on about global warming.<br />Personally i'd rather burn out than fade away, so here's the deal.<br />New Years Eve 2020 we have a planet wide party, massive gig.!<br />Everyone drinks all day, bands play, barbecues, the lot.<br />We can even wheel Bob Geldoff out to host it.<br />Then at exactly midnight (GMT) of course, seen as us English invented time.<br />We set off all the nukes.!!<br />Fantastic fire work display, can be seen way past alpha centuri, any watching alien civilisation would turn to each other and say,<br />" Sass that hoopy human race, now there were some froods who really knew where their towels were"!!!<br /><br /><br />PS. Anyone know where you can buy 2 million sun-block.?Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-66840244937969658762007-07-12T13:27:00.000+01:002007-07-12T13:38:10.488+01:00Brown Take Note !!Excerpts from an on going debate in Australia.<br />This is true and can be checked at <a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/australia.asp_" target="_blank">http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/australia.asp_</a><br />Muslims who want to live under Islamic Shari law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.<br />A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crack down. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Shari law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on National Television."I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, independent courts, democracy, and would prefer Shari law and have the opportunity to go to another country, which practices it, perhaps, then, that's a better option",Costello said. Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to the other country. Education Minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that Muslims who did not want to accept local values should "clear off. Basically people who don't want to be Australians, and who don't want, to live by Australian values and understand them, well then, they can basically clear off", he said. Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.<br />Quote: "IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.<br />Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced asurge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.""However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the 'politically correct' crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Australia.""However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand." "This idea of Australia being a multi-cultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. And as Australians, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle.""This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom" "We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society ..Learn the language!" "Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture." "We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.""If the Southern Cross offends you, or you don't like "A Fair Go", then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don'tcare how you did things where you came from. By all means, keep your culture, but do not force it on others. "This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'."<br />"If you aren't happy here then LEAVE.<br />We didn't force you to come here.<br />You asked to be here So accept the country YOU accepted."Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-70542167766198395112007-07-03T13:39:00.000+01:002007-07-03T15:07:15.982+01:00Glory Days!(Thanks to Bruce Springsteen for the title, good track!)<br />Don't know about you but despite my bodies advancing years my mind seems to have stayed at about nineteen. You keep thinking you can do stuff you did back then but your body lets you down. My old boiler maker instructor at British Steel when I was about 19 used to say on seeing you struggle to lift heavy objects, "When I was your age I could have lifted that with my cock!"<br /><br />I guess one of mine was at the age of 24 to 25 on an IBM course in London, started drinking at 6:00pm with "Hollow Legs Ed" a great scots collegue, by 2:00am we had hit 23 pints of lager each! and two very large whiskies between us, donated by a Japanese guy who we had tried to save some money for, by disuading him from buying a bottle of whisky from the bar at per measure price, but from the off-licence round the corner. ( Even volunteered to go buy it for him). Anyway he pulled out a huge wad of notes thanked us, bought the whisky from the bar, asked for two glasses and poured nearly half the bottle into them for us. Who says kindness isn't rewarded.<br /><br />I spent the entire next day on the course sipping at a cup of water and keeping a low profile, went straight to bed after the course, felt great on the wednesday so we went out and did the same thing again that night, minus the whiskies.!!! Great Days!Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-74533018268566731982007-07-02T13:15:00.001+01:002007-07-02T13:15:32.300+01:00TitleOf course this whole blog just reminds me of the £1 shop in Walthamstow that used to be called the 'kin'cheap store. Quite risqué in the early nineties!GreedyGreenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08478997897539232004noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-49097640768856766662007-06-29T12:38:00.000+01:002007-06-29T12:45:47.166+01:00Right! Global WarmingRight!!<br /><br />Global Warming caused by burning fossil fuels:-<br /><br />( Simplified Formula )<br />Fossil fuels ( Carbon ) + Oxygen = Carbon Dioxide ( A greenhouse gas )<br />Currently blamed for global warming.<br /><br />Maybe it is maybe it isn't, perhaps the sun is just going through one of its cycles as it does over time, in which case there's bugger all any of us can do about it.<br />That's what governments don't like, the fact we're all sat here feeling powerless and helpless, sort of incites anarchy, governments don't like the thought of that.<br />They want us all to feel we can stop this by decreasing our carbon footprint, ie. use less fossil fuel. They don't say oh, by the way all the fossil fuel's going to run out in a few years so we need you all to cut back. That'll stop global warming caused by increased Carbon Dioxide in its tracks no more fuel to burn. They don't want to tell you that because, it may cause anarchy, governments don't like that. Nor do I actually, it all then comes down to who has the biggest gun and unless I can invent armour piercing 22 air-rifle pellets, I don't.<br />So, they fool us all into thinking we can do something about it, don't overfill the kettle, turn the heating down a few degrees, use energy saving light bulbs. Don't be fooled, the best reason for doing all that is it cuts down the electric bill and makes fossil fuels last a few weeks longer.<br />In any case that's all almost irrelevant compared to what they're not telling you.<br /><br />Go back to the formula.<br />Carbon ( C ) + Oxygen ( O2 ) = Carbon Dioxide ( CO2 )<br /><br />There's something in there that's a hell of a lot more important, the stuff we all breath and need to stay alive. Oxygen, which as fast as the billions of tonnes of CO2 that is produced, is being used up at the same rate.<br />The atmospheric oxygen content is always quoted as a constant at 21%, crap its not constant, its now measured at only 19% and in some inner city areas it has been measured as low as 12%.<br />Guess what, the effects of suffocation start at 15%, headaches, breathlessness for no reason that sort of thing. Basically were all going to suffocate to death, slowly.<br />Also were allowing the rainforest to be cut down at a frightening rate, that currently is one of the largest places where the planet changes its carbon dioxide back in to oxygen and we're cutting it down to plant stuff to make margarine or eco diesel, how stupid is that.<br />Yes the brazilians are entitled to a better standard of living, simple solution all the other countries pay them to manage and replant the rainforest.They get paid to maintain the lungs of the earth. Probably won't happen though as it means worldwide agreement,no chance.!<br /><br /><br />Nil Desperandum, there's a solution.<br /><br />We build chemical plants on the shore that using sunlight, split sea water into Hydrogren and Oxygen thereby recreating the oxygen. (This is possible by the way, I checked with a chemical engineer.) But, this creates hydrogen a highly explosive gas, can't just let this component of rocket fuel go free, otherwise it wants to burn and use up the precious oxygen again. What about using it to scrub unwanted gases from forms of combustion like say Suphur dioxide,(SO2)Mmmm, Hydrogen, sulphur and oxygen thats sulphuric acid, maybe not a good idea.<br />What about getting rid of Nitrous oxide, (NO), Hydrogen, Nitrous Oxide and Oxygen that's nitric acid oh well, here's the best idea for using the hydrogen, fill large black balloons with it, release them into the air where they will reach the stratosphere, when there are billions of them up there it will block out a significant amount of sunlight, thus eliminating the effects of global warming.<br /><br />Peice of cake.<br />Bye.Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-83877808934390574792007-06-27T16:53:00.000+01:002007-06-27T17:01:55.765+01:00Oh God! I've trod in a rotting Hedgehog!Of course I haven't, but I thought I'd get that quote in before OG does. I must say though it's a great phrase to express those moments in life when once again you realise, yes, it really can get worse! Like an old friend of mine from when I lived in London who thought her day was pretty low when the only seat left on the tube was next to the drunk smelly tramp who insisted on prodding her and muttering unintelligable comments. Her rotting hedgehog moment came when she finally realised why no one else was brave enough to sit there as the meaning of those muttered comments finally crystalised into coherance..."Missy, yer sittin' in m' puke!"GreedyGreenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08478997897539232004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-10464151133016560222007-06-27T15:38:00.000+01:002007-06-27T15:41:05.991+01:00Illegal KiltsAnyone see that news item on kilt wearers breaking the law.<br />Apparantly the sporran can be traditionally covered in otter or wildcat fur which is illegal under EU rules. (I thought it was going to wearing nothing under the kilt which was illegal,that perhaps should also be considered under new EU rules.)<br />Have you not heard of man made fibres!"Where as I am quite happy to wear cotton, I have no idea how it works". (Black Adder)<br /><br />I do know exactly how otters and Wildcats work,preferably with their fur on themselves not some fecking sporran.<br />They probably don't even have the common decency to eat the bloody things afterwards, like otter and wildcat stew or something.<br /><br />By the way there's a good recipe for jugged wildcat. Drown one wildcat in southern comfort.<br />( at least it dies happy ) Let it marinade from the inside out for an hour, then lightly barbecue for a few minutes and scoff it right down.<br />Oh, better prebook the ambulance and bed in intensive care.<br /><br />And on the scots theme, here's a joke.<br />Try to say it in your head with a scots accent, like Billy Connolly or some other scottish joker who no one takes seriously, like, oh yeah, Gordon "Guppy" Brown.<br /><br />Bride groom talking to best man:- I've decided we'll all wear kilts to the wedding.<br />BM:- Och, that'll be great, see you, that'll be really traditional so it will. What's the tartan.?<br />Groom:- She'll be wearing white as usual.Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-62105404123091843382007-06-27T12:49:00.000+01:002007-06-27T12:59:53.143+01:00All Hail JuneNot content with nearly flooding my conservatory on Sunday. I've just been standing in there and there's bloody hailstones falling on it now, its only June for Cliff's sake. You know SUMMER!. That's it, no more mr. nice guy, back onto screwfix website to buy 20 massive coal fired burners which i'm leaving on, day and night, to heat the surrounding air up, I will have a summer one way or another. Yes I know it does nothing for global warming, but until China and the USA are reigned in, we may as well stick a sticking plaster on that dam in yorkshire as a solution to it leaking as any good our efforts will do. If you actually believe that we are causing the warming anyway which many scientists don't.<br /><br />Anyhow, hail in June, I DO NOT BELEIVE IT!!.<br /><br />And before anyone starts with that, "There's always someone worse off than yourself"<br />Give me their address will you and I'll pop round to see them.<br />I could do with a bloody good laugh.!!!!Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-29010237105611642292007-06-26T17:10:00.000+01:002008-12-11T02:57:02.316+00:00New Prime Minister<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQkxL1xWrrAy3JmGAePnkEKqjPZBlxxxmwDa6thL_mpyCIe6Uj9TZJzTaF3PJWm094Q8L6aOt1cY7PBN96PgvBbSBPMfT2EFcOc9BsB2PZhhhD7URTNFf8HU5BZQJ87CuC3dIBaWtrg5w/s1600-h/you%20make%20kitty%20scared.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080406635393163858" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQkxL1xWrrAy3JmGAePnkEKqjPZBlxxxmwDa6thL_mpyCIe6Uj9TZJzTaF3PJWm094Q8L6aOt1cY7PBN96PgvBbSBPMfT2EFcOc9BsB2PZhhhD7URTNFf8HU5BZQJ87CuC3dIBaWtrg5w/s320/you%2520make%2520kitty%2520scared.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Well its bye bye tonza hello dead sheep. I've only one thing to say.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>YOU MAKE US ALL FECKING SCARED!!!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2024575618230988247.post-48555900450205058952007-06-26T16:08:00.000+01:002007-06-26T16:13:54.724+01:00What The 'kin 'ell Is Going OnA question i ask myself many times a week so started this blog.<br />"I Do Not Believe It" was already taken.<br />Big Victor Meldrew fan, can't wait to sit in the pub when i'm old annoying people by pretending to be deaf.<br /><br />"Why is something always in the last place you look"?<br /><br />Cos once you've found it you stop looking stupid.!Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06576640733582387682noreply@blogger.com0